Ugly Rumours and Rivers of Cocaine

I'm not sure exactly where to place the link, but these two articles have got to be related somehow:

British Prime Minister Tony Blair's past life as a wannabe rock and roll star with shaggy hair and lurid underwear is to be exposed in a comedy documentary, Channel Four television said.

Before becoming a smart-suited world statesman, Blair fronted the rock band Ugly Rumours during his days studying law at Oxford University, apparently even styling his unruly locks with butter.

... and ...

So much cocaine is being used in London that traces of the white powdered narcotic can be detected in the River Thames, the Sunday Telegraph newspaper said.

I'm just saying, is all...