Tuesday, March 28, 2006

A Call for Recycling

You wouldn't believe the things people will throw away these days.
An investigator sorted through the trash in an Amarillo garbage truck on Monday after workers discovered a human head in the truck's hopper.
If you keep reading, you will undoubtedly agree that this story strained the investigative abilities of the Associated Press' ace team of (unnamed) reporters, as they reported this key piece of information:
Police did not identify the head or a cause of death on Monday.
Now, I'm no Horatio Caine, but my first guess would probably have something to do with the fact that the individual was decapitated!

Remember, we warned you weeks ago about this disturbing trend. I hope this case does not prove us right!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Nicole said...

Because the victim's head was missing doesn't mean that was the cause of death. His/her body could have been shot, stabbed, or otherwise mortally wounded before having been decapitated.

Of course, it does make for a funny joke ;)

6/11/2007 11:42 AM  

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