Moron Conspiracy Theory Nut Bags

The perspicacity (I love that word!) of Hollyweird intrudes yet again.

I just spotted this bit of wisdom from the eminent Charlie Sheen:

"There was a feeling, it just didn't look any commercial jetliner I've flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother 'call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition'?"
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Laura Ingraham had a terrific comment on the radio this morning: The only controlled demolition that's been going on is of Charlie Sheen's brain cells.

UPDATE: Ian of Expose the Left — who has the audio of Sheen's recent radio ramblings — adds the following:

Sheen wants another 9/11-type commission to look into what really happened on that day because the government wants to "pigeon hole" people who think the way he does into a "group of conspiracy theory nut bags". However, to the contrary he doesn't believe that this is a conspiracy theory; he implies that what he says is fact. In fact, he calls the 9/11 story that everyone believes is a conspiracy theory itself. Sheen says his "research" has led him to believe what he does.

I have a feeling Mr. Sheen has been gleaning that research from his good friend and fellow scholar, Sean Penn.