Monday, January 09, 2006

Breaking News

Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital this morning. The vice president was admitted to George Washington University Hospital around 3:00 this morning, complaining of shortness of breath.

There is as yet no word from Pat Robertson about whether this is divine will or just an overabundance of Christmas turkey leftovers.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Daffyd said...

Snark!

1/09/2006 1:19 PM  

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