The Joke's on Pops

I just got a call from Pops with the "Jokes of the Day," and thought I'd share them here:

Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one replies, "No, it's Thursday."
Third one chimes in, "Me, too. Let's go get a beer!"

And in case that one didn't get you groaning...

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

Good old Pops. What would we do without him?