Hillary-ous Poll Results

Actually, it's the poll itself that had me laughing. The Anchoress reports on a new poll released by CNN/USA Today:

You need a subscription to read the whole thing, but here is the gist of it:

Hillary Rodham Clinton is more popular among voters than plain Hillary Clinton, a CNN/USA Today poll has discovered.

The addition of the senator’s maiden name, which has been the subject of much discussion among voters both married and single, seems to distance her somewhat from her husband President Clinton, the poll finds.

Yeah, CNN/USA Today just felt like spending money on this question, because it's vital.

Especially when the candidate involved is married to someone who once polled where they should go on vacation. Polling on the name...that's beautiful. That's what we want in charge, someone who won't even tell you a name until it's been focus-grouped and submitted for popular approval. In a serious and troubling age, we should elect that president. Al Qaeda will love that president.

Ain't politics grand?