Monday, November 14, 2005

Symptoms of the Bird Flu

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

Please read carefully:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield


Blogger Songbird said...

Groan! Thanks for the Monday morning laughs, Pops!

Take a look at the "Creation vs. Evolution" article I posted above. I'm not sure if you saw my email about this last week. If you haven't already, you should read. I think you'd really enjoy this one.

I'll call you this evening. Love ya Pops!

11/14/2005 11:06 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Start eating your sauerkraut folks. According to some, it's a good defense against the urge to poop on windshields:

11/15/2005 4:10 PM  

Blogger Songbird said...

Hmm, I may have to risk the disease rather than endure the cure. I love everything that you normally eat with it, but I've never been able to stomach sauerkraut. :-S

11/15/2005 5:06 PM  

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