Monday, November 14, 2005

Symptoms of the Bird Flu

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

Please read carefully:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield

3 Comments:

Blogger Songbird said...

Groan! Thanks for the Monday morning laughs, Pops!

Take a look at the "Creation vs. Evolution" article I posted above. I'm not sure if you saw my email about this last week. If you haven't already, you should read. I think you'd really enjoy this one.

I'll call you this evening. Love ya Pops!

11/14/2005 11:06 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Start eating your sauerkraut folks. According to some, it's a good defense against the urge to poop on windshields:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/11/13/nsauer13.xml

11/15/2005 4:10 PM  

Blogger Songbird said...

Hmm, I may have to risk the disease rather than endure the cure. I love everything that you normally eat with it, but I've never been able to stomach sauerkraut. :-S

11/15/2005 5:06 PM  

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