Monday, October 24, 2005

Ode to the Texans, Part 3

Anthrax Scare At Reliant Stadium Houston
Houston, TX - Thursday, October 24, 2005

Texans football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

The Texans head coach immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

1 Comments:

Blogger Songbird said...

Hah! Very good, Pops! (I especially liked the Astros/Texans one.) :->

10/24/2005 10:30 AM  

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